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Welcome to Maui Boy's Page for the Goddess. This particular goddess is Eris. She's also known to Her friends as Kali. Represented by the image on the right, Our Lady Herself will show you around this site. Anyone with Authority who wants to tell me that these representations are in any way inaccurate, blasphemous, or just plain wrong, are politely invited to go Fnord themselves.


One of our features is the Erisian Galleries. File size (in K) has been added to the picture titles. The Gallery has Five Wings: Kali, Ben's, Photos, Anime and Stolen.

Perhaps you are in need of some Inspiration? For all you newcomers, just reload the page to get a new quote. Since that page is all text, it should reload very quickly indeed.New Quotes: 8/31/99

Be sure to browse the Library. Lots of strange and wonderful things, and almost everything is in text files! New files added 3/24.

Visit our music section! Two New Movies were added 4/1/99. Most music files are less than 50K, and many are even less than 25, (except for a certain .WAV file or two) so even those of you with slodems can enjoy a song or three.

Here are the usual, unusual, chaotic links. If you know a cool site to visit, let me know!



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1
This image was found on the Robert Anton Wilson's Thought for the Week page. Here's the link:http://www.rawilson.com/thought.html --back--

FNORD
2
ERIS pronounced in the Greek as uh-REES, pronounced in Amer-english as AIR-iss, and pronounced in Benjaminian as ERIS. --back--


3
Short for Kallisti, or "For the Prettiest", not to be confused with the Goddess of Destruction, although they are good friends, or at least Aspects of each other.FNORD --back--


4
You did not see this word. Trust me, you did not see this word. --back--


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